25 Menu Items That Will Make You Say “Thanks, But I’ve Already Eaten”

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 19th November 2015
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#1 This gives a whole new meaning to "baby food."

#2 That's not mayo its your cum sandwich.

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#3 I believe we call that "phlegm."

#4 The good news is that it's the cheapest item on the menu.

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#5 This dish is positively electrifying.

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#6 This certainly isn't helping the reputation of cucumbers.

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#7 Honesty is not always the best policy.

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#8 The couple that stays together gets sacrificed together.

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#9 Mmmm, tastes just like chicken digest byproduct!

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#10 They did what to my sweet and sour chicken?!

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#11 I'm suddenly very, very hungry.

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#12 Wait, what exactly is in there?!

#13 If you think font choice isn't important, think again.

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#14 Just your average hospital eatery.

#15 "Excuse me, this one is extremely undercooked."

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#16 This restaurant gives you the opportunity to buy your anti-diarrhea pills ahead of time.

#17 They serve both thighs and breasts.

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#18 The Long Island Ice Tea is the only selection making me doubt that this is actually a porn menu.

#19 Thanks, but I'll do my devil-worshiping at a far more reasonable price.

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#20 Further proof that everything tastes better after being put in a deep-fryer.

#21 With a little bit of salt and ketchup, you almost forget that you're actually eating cardboard.

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#22 As it turns out, birds aren't the only animals that regurgitate their food for their young.

#23 Something tells me that this is the stuff they put on those tuna sandwiches.

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#24 If your date orders you one of these, throw it on their face and leave immediately.

#25 Who in their right mind would drink such toxic sludg--- oh.