25 People Who Followed The Instructions A Little Too Closely.
By
Editorial Staff in
Bizarre
On 13th August 2016
When you ask someone to do something for you, you always have to be careful. Some people might take your directions to a literal sense.
Normally someone following directions to the T is a good thing, but just not quite in these situations. Most of the time, the people who do this are usually just wise guys who we clearly fed up with whatever it is they're doing. Other times, it may be someone who actually is that incompetent.
But it's highly doubtful for most of these situations, take a look yourself.
#1 "Can I get mayo on the top bun?"
Didn't know you had to be clear on what side of the bun the condiment goes on.
#2 "Can you put soil in the planter?"
Done and done. Wow, that was much easier than I thought.
#3 "Can you install the door knob?"
Had a few troubles but don't worry I worked around it.
#4 "Can you write a joke on the pizza box?"
Well played Domino's employee, well played.
#5 "Can you write a joke on the pizza box?"
You shall receive whatever your heart desires.
#6 "Can you go change the sign?"
The boss gets what the boss wants.
#7 "Can you install a handicap stall?"
You said make a handicap stall. You said nothing about making it accessible.
#8 "Can you give me layers?"
Might as well requested "just f*@k me up fam." Would have gotten you the same results.
#9 "Can you actually bring my pizza INTO my house to my bedroom?"
Take about special delivery, I hope this lady got a good tip.
#10 "Go put an air freshener into the bathroom."
Never thought about it, but yeah car air fresheners should do the trick.
#11 "Can you put new locks on those stalls?"
Okay boss, you got it! Ask and you shall receive.
#12 "Can you make both men and women toilets?"
Done deal. This looks like a fantastic job well done to me.
#13 "Can you refill the salt and pepper shakers?"
Looks refilled to me.
#14 "Can you go put toilet paper on the shelf?"
They said on the shelf, they didn't say anything about removing a cat from its post.
#15 "Try and get the customer's name as close to what they say as possible."
I guess that means word for word
#16 "If they don't give you a name, try your best."
Yeah a description of the person would work.
#17 "Can I get extra pickles please?"
Was this a hook up or mistake?
#18 "Can I get extra frosting on that cinnamon roll?"
Looks like ice cream melted all over the box.
#19 "Can I have an ice cream sandwich?"
Didn't know this is what ice cream sandwiches looked like nowadays.
#20 "Can you please do something about that all chewing gum that people keep stepping in?"
Say no more boss, I got you.
#21 "I want sprinkles."
Be careful what you ask for. You gotta be more specific with these people.
#22 "Can you go make lemon water?"
You asked for lemon water, this is the only way I know how to make it.
#23 "Can you pick me up some tampons while you're at the store?"
You asked for tampons, so I got you tampons.
#24 "Can you please put the message I sent you onto the cake?"
Yeah let's just the very last and most irrelevant sentence from the entire email.
#25 "Can you put them back in place?"
You said 'put them back in place', not back in order.
