25 Reasons Columbus Would Be Ashamed Of The New World

By Muk Khatri in Bizarre On 13th October 2015
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#1 Because we think bidets are just short drinking fountains:

#2 Because this constitutes modern day romance:

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#3 Because we do shit like this:

#4 And this:

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#5 And this:

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#6 Because this is a perfectly normal thing to do in class:

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#7 Because this is why we can't have nice things:

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#8 Because these are our "most creative ideas":

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#9 Because we hate math:

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#10 Because we never have accurate statistics:

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#11 Because driving looks like this:

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#12 And this:

#13 And this:

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#14 Because we confuse hand dryers for ass dryers:

#15 Because somebody out there made it necessary to print these instructions on the label:

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#16 And these instructions on the wall:

#17 Because we always manage to make life harder for ourselves:

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#18 Way harder:

#19 Because this:

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#20 And this:

#21 Because even our finest don't know how to park:

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#22 Because this is how we show our national pride:

#23 Because we use leashes on our kids instead of our dogs:

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#24 Because this is how we use drive-thru's:

#25 But mostly because this: