We've seen people find silly ways to describe anime. Explaining plots poorly or using one sentence is fine and all, but what about using quotes from Spongebob?
Think it can't be done? Well, let me show you.
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#1. Redline
Plankton: You won't be able to stop me, not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
#2. Food Wars! Shokugeki no Souma
Spongebob: But, sir, there's gotta be something I need to improve on! ANYTHING!!
Plankton: Alright, the sauce.
Spongebob: ...What?
Plankton: The sauce, I don't know. You're using too much sauce, OK? Review's over.
Spongbob: Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh! Eh!
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#3. KonoSuba
Sandy: Did somebody say boom?!
#4. One Piece
Patrick: Ooooh, East? I thought you said West.
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#5. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Patrick: He's just standing there...MENACINGLY!
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#6. Fullmetal Alchemist
Fred: MY LEG!!
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#7. Sound! Euphonium
Harold: Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!
Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?
Harold: BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!
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#8. Mayoiga
Patrick: I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb!
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#9. 5 Centimeters Per Second
Spongebob: What do you usually do when I'm gone?
Patrick: Wait for you to come back.
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#10. Durarara!!
Spongebob: Why, once I met this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin...
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#11. One Punch Man
Spongebob: We did it Patrick! We saved the city!
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#12. Princess Jellyfish
Mr Krabs: ...that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?
Mr Krabs: Oh, well, um...you're...you're beautiful.
#13. Kids on the Slope
Patrick: Now you must develop a taste for free-form jazz.
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#14. Dragon Ball Z
Spongebob: It was BIG, PINK, and it ate EVERYTHING!
#15. K-On!
A montage of characters: Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life? Then become the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Bikini Bottom. And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know. Not to mention, free refreshments.
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#16. Steins;Gate
Squidward: FUUUUTTUUURE!!
#17. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Spongebob: Wanna see me do it again?
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#18. Code Geass
Plankton: Win this one because I told you to.
Patrick: Because you told me to!
#19. Kill la Kill
Mermaid Man: Power's all in the costume. Why else would we run around in colored undies?
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#20. My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU
Spongebob as Squidward: Everyone's an idiot except for me.
#21. Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Spongebob: Squidward! The robots are running the Navy!
Squidward: Not the Navy!
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#22. Psycho-Pass
Plankton: That's it mister! You lost your brain privileges!
#23. Gintama
Patrick: MY NAME'S NOT RICK!!!
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#24. Pupa
The Flying Dutchman: Actually, I'm just going to eat you. See you at dinner!
#25. End of Evangelion
Patrick: So you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought? I think...
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#26. Heaven's Lost Property
Patrick: I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
#27. Boku no Pico
Patrick: Can't swim. Butt hurts. Ice cream.
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#28. Spice & Wolf Season Two
Patrick: Can you move it along, I'm all out of time cards.
