#1
This book about playing with your beaver.
#2
This book with a naughty bear.
#3
This book that's hopefully about what not to do with your cat.
#4
This book where you get a kiss from Aunt Bea.
#5
The coloring book that pleasures children.
#6
This book with elephant size butt plugs.
#7
This coloring book where the lion is king.
#8
This book's "sleeping" turtles.
#9
The book where kids are the shit.
#10
The book about a hungry dinosaur.
#11
This book with diseases spelled out in blocks.
#12
The cannibal pig butcher book.
#13
That book where curious George huffed ether.
#14
The book with the lion that knows what he wants.
#15
The book where the animals had an amazing time.
#16
This book with sex advice from some helpful lions.
#17
The book where Mr. Rogers has something for your mouth.
#18
This book about overcoming your fears.
#19
The book about cows is fine until your kids rips the head off.
#20
The book about the close relationships between man and horse.
#21
This powerful book about farts.
#22
And this one explaining the mechanics of farts.
#23
This coloring book that makes quite the sly joke.
#24
This book about your fat cat.
#25
And of course, this one about how to treat your cat.
#26
The book with this lovely ladybug nursery rhyme.
#27
This comforting book about horses.
#28
This book that makes history...real.
#29
Actually, this one is just offensive no matter how old you are.
