One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says "Oh just a beer".
The bartender asked the man "Whats wrong,why are you so down today?". The man said "My wife and i got into a fight,and
she said she would'nt talk to me for a month". The bartender said "So whats wrong with that"? The man said "Well the
month is up tonight"