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#1 When the two cutest girls in your class invite you to a pizza party.
#2 When you finally *get* what Marx was talking about.
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#3 When you meet your blind date and she's way more attractive than you expected.
#4 Or he....
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#5 When you're taking home the gold.
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#6 When your teacher pairs you up with your crush.
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#7 When you're trying to "kick it old school".
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#8 When you've just been crowned the state champ.
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#9 When you're trying to look tough in front of your competitor.
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#10 When you're finally riding the subway for the first time.
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#11 When you find a cosplayer whose costume perfectly compliments your own.
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#12 When you're dining with Beyoncé.
#13 When you're trying to convince the world you're not a horndog.
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#14 When your class is finally taking a genuine interest in what you're teaching.
#15 On the evening of the big recital.
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#16 When you've finally got the day off and you decide to spend it at the beach.
#17 When you're trying to "act natural" for the paparazzi.
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#18 When you know some kids are about to meet their hero.
#19 When Jessica Alba comes up to ask you a question.
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#20 When you score the game-winning goal.
#21 When your genitals have finally stopped being the center of the media's attention.
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#22 When you've finally caught a break from doing "royal stuff".
#23 When you're in sudden death and your opponent drops the ball.
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#24 When your coach is giving you words of encouragement.
#25 When you're hoisting a child who's lighting the torch.
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#26 When you've finally passed out after a long day.
#27 When you're "taking it all in" at Coachella.
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#28 When the popular girl comes over to talk to you.
#29 When you finally get that Yoga Instructional DVD deal, and they start filming.
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#30 When you're about to finish off your opponent, and you realize he's about to finish off in you.
#31 When you're winning a game show on live television.
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#32 When you're trying to give Robert Downey Realness.
#33 And finally, when you win the very last match of the season.
