33 Things You Might Think About While On The John

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 30th August 2015

#1 Call Guinness Book of World Records!

#2 Try it and see.. LOL!

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#4 With technology moving so fast, this might not be far off.... I hope they get sexual.

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#5 Lazy!

#6 Huh? Dude, your missing something. AGAIN!

#8 Try it and see. :)

#9 They make meds for this. I know.

#10 Bury me in my birthday suit!

#11 Kinda creepy if ya think about it....

#12 But did he know what it meant? How cool!

#13 The world comes to an end daily, we just don't see it.

#14 Don't give Apple any more ideas, they'll trademark it!

#15 I need a watch that tells the time in other demensions. Somebody get working on that!

#16 Or a buoy!

#17 Bosses be all like, "I did that. All by myself."

#18 Really... who else could read it?

#19 Good point. He thinks I'm only there to finish my report on his bathroom habits.

#20 However, I did donate my body to science. They'll probably return it, but it's the thought that counts.

#21 Is it 'mashed' or 'smashed'? Depends on where you come from.

#22 Oh look, there's another one. Seen that one too...

#23 It's wrong.

#24 Strangers when we meet, exchanging glances...

#25 That was a REAL Grammar Nazi.

#26 But he is SO funny!

#27 It's hard to tell what people actually look like now days... if we ran into a famous celeb in the grocery store we wouldn't even recognize them. I'm guessing.

#28 Why so curious about it??

#29 It's the rubber suit isn't it? I knew it.

#30 Pencil yourself in for three months from Monday!

#31 Go Ellen!

#32 WTF are all those things used for? Really. Anybody know?

#33 DOH!!