Maybe you don't have a dad or you feel like you never did. Maybe you never met him, or maybe he was never there enough to get to know even if he was in the same room as you. That's just the way life goes sometimes. Instead of being sad, let's take a humorous look at why you might have grown up without a dad.
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#1 You are ugly.
There is no debating it. You are just butt ugly. There are starving kids in third world countries that look better than you. He took one look at you when you were born and decided right then that he was out.
#2 Your momma is just ugly.
If you were lucky enough to have good looks then maybe it was your mom. Sure you might ask yourself: "Why did my dad hook up with her in the first place if she was ugly?" That's a valid question that can easily be answered. Alcohol, drugs, stupidity or some combination of all 3 probably played a huge role. I would say so you could ask your dad himself but... yeah.
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#3 He couldn't let the streets go.
Poppa was a rolling stone. Your dad was married to the streets and couldn't escape that life. While you were calling out for him, the streets were calling louder and he just couldn't resist the urge to do hoodrat things with his friends.
#4 That like at Walmart is no laughing matter.
Maybe dear old dad didn't bail on you purposefully. Maybe he was just caught up. Maybe mom sent him to Walmart one day and he never made it back home. We all know how those crazy lines at Walmart can be. Especially when there is only 1 register out of 20 open. Check your local Walmart. you might get lucky and find his remains still holding the can of cream of mushroom soup your mom needed for that casserole.
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#5 His mixtape was more important than you.
Maybe your dad dreamed of being a rapper. Maybe he focused so hard on making that fire mixtape that he just forgot all about you. Mixtapes are serious business and can't be ignored for something as trivial as a child.
