This day and age with Instagram filters, Photoshop and 2 for 1 deals on make up at Ulta girls can look like any bad chick she seen on Instagram and there ain’t a damn thing your Gatorade thirsty ass can do about it but take her swimming on the first date to see her for who she really is and fawwwwwk your feelings, because it’s not what’s on the inside that counts.
5 Reasons You Should Take Her Swimming Before Making A Commitment
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 28th May 2016
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#1
A little make up is cool, but when I leave the club with a dime and wake up to a penny. I'm going to want change!
#2
This girl was part of an experiment where they made 53 porn stars remove their make up and I have to say without make up on I wouldn't even let her upload a video to Pornhub.
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#3
This is a case of lightskin vs darkskin because you're not going to sit here and tell me she ain't Alicia Keys bright in the before picture and Sanaa Lathan brown in the after.
#4
The only real excuse for transforming your face with make up is if you're in a relationship with an Ike Turner type man and you don't want to walk around looking like a Racoon, but I give her two thumbs down for looking like a domestic abuse victim on the left and Kelly Rowland on the right.
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#5
They say a smile is worth a thousand words, but hers is only saying two "help me!". Make up may get her in the game, but once he crack a joke and she laugh. He throwing in the white flag.
