The vagina is not a rubber chew toy, so why is he treating it like one? You can always teach him what you really like down there, but he's got to be willing to learn!
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#1 Selfish Lover
A selfish lover is the worst kind, because they couldn't care less if you're being pleasured or having a good time. "If he finishes, rolls off you, and promptly falls asleep without even attempting to help you reach climax, he's actually a slime ball."
#2 Eating It
The vagina is not a rubber chew toy, so why is he treating it like one? You can always teach him what you really like down there, but he's got to be willing to learn!
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#3 No Thanks
The opposite problem is that he doesn't want to be anywhere near the vagina! This is a much bigger issue, because every girl likes to be orally satisfied just like men.
#4 The Warm-Up
Foreplay makes everything better before having sex, but you might need to dump him if he completely forgets to play around.
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#5 The Breast Attack
Your breast are foreign objects to them, and they act like they're needing doe when they touch them. Grab his hands and show him what soft and sensual means!
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#6 Shhhh
"This happened to me when I hooked up with a guy I'd been massively into throughout college. Just when I was getting into it, he shushed me. And he told me to "chill, girl, chill." A guy that "chill" doesn't improve his game."
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#7 Shoving The Head
He needs to learn how to be patient, because every girl HATES when you press their head down harder while shes giving a bj. You want a blowie? Be patient.
