7 Text Messages Straight From The Depths Of Pettyville

These texts are dripping with so much petty that they could run a Nascar race. You won't find anything more petty today if its name was Tom. Don't believe me? Have a look.

#1 Don't be a smartass against a pro.

If you're going to pick a fight with a petty person you better be ready to deal with some petty mess. This person learned that the hard way.

#2 Some people can hold a grudge for a long time.

How petty is it to hold a grudge over something stupid? Pretty petty. It's even more petty if you have to make sure you remind the person you are mad at that you are still grinding that ax.

#3 Dad has no chill.

This dad could give a damn if his sister is busy at work. He's going to keep on being his usual petty and hilarious self.

#4 The lack of love is real.

If someone really cares about you and you hurt them you can be sure they will make sure you know it. If they are petty they will make sure that it's the first time you hear from them every time you speak to them until you correct it.

#5 Emoji spam.

The worst thing you can do to a petty person is telling them not to do something. That's just giving them the motivation to flex their petty on max. You've been warned.

#6 Well played.

What happens when two petty people collide? The same thing that happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

#7 I just find it funny how...

If a petty person sends you a text that they thought was funny, you damn well better laugh at that shit. Otherwise get ready to ride that petty wave because a tsunami of petty is coming.

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