8 People With A Twisted Sense Of Humor That You Would Totally Get Along With

Like-minded people just attract one another. That's why the kind of people seen in these images will attract other smart asses without a doubt. If you don't believe me, take a look and see if you are kindred spirits.

#1 Stop being a perv in public.

Getting banned from Build-a-Bear should be at the top of everyone's list. It's a badge of twisted honor that not many are able to achieve. Can you do it? You won't know until you try.

#2 Why yes I am a smart ass.

This person is a pro at smart ass deliveries. You should be very careful what you ask for because you might just get exactly that. Just ask this customer.

#3 He really hated fat people.

I'm sure Leonard Ball didn't really hate fat people but he sure did make it inconvenient for us to actually sit down to take a break while walking through the park. Only someone truly evil could come up with something like this.

#4 When you need to take a huge crap.

The Kardashians are basically gigantic piles of crap so it's fitting that they have a toilet named after them. Could you imagine how epic it would be to say "I'm taking a crap on a Kardashian."? Yes, dreams do come true.

#5 Even Stevie Wonder could see that one coming.

They totally matched on Tinder but now comes the hard part. Actually talking. If she's a savage like he is then they will click very well but if she's easily offended his joke might have just landed him in swipe city.

#6 A little Cyanide and Happiness?

The writers of this comic are terrible twisted people. That's why we love them. Only someone with a twisted mind would realize that a life without children is a life worth living.

#7 Anything you can do I can do for a fee.

Screw free anything. If you can make a buck while doing it, you do it. Just ask this guy.

#8 This teacher doesn't play.

Oh, you want to take a nap in my class? Well, prepare to become internet famous you little shit. Man, I sure do wish I had savage teachers like this while I was still in school.

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