For anyone who has children of their own or friends with kids, you may already know what it means to say that a baby is "milk drunk." For those that don't know, this is the often hilarious condition that follows a good feeding, where babies look, for all intents and purposes, like Dad after a weekend with the boys! After seeing a baby look even more like a drunk than they usually do, it inevitably raises the question, what if babies could actually party? And we could party with them? Would it be good or bad? Would they be dope wing men or total buzzkills? Well, these pictures make a pretty solid argument that we should stop telling our buddies to leave their kids at home on the weekend!
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#1. One Out Of Two Is Still Alright
Sometimes you just have to look at the positives and chalk it up as a win!
#2. Mom Pours 'Em Strong!
This is actually the earliest known photo of Hollywood icon Nick Nolte.
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#3. QUIET! It's My Jam!
When you find that one song that just speaks to your soul.
#4. Chug, Daddy, Chug!
Because sometimes partying is a team game!
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#5. Display Photo Game On Point
Smokin' darts and breakin' hearts, takin' naps and runnin' the trap!
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#6. Milk Snobs Are The Worst
The packaging certainly is appealing!
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#7. Don't Cheat If You Can't Take The Heat
Just stick to the story and everything will be fine!
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#8. Seriously Though, I Have Responsibilities...
"My first haircut is tomorrow and the old lady will KILL me if I look hungover in the pictures!"
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#9. Market? Who Needs It?
There are pork rind at the bar.
