9 Types Of People You Shouldn’t Be Jealous Of But Totally Are
#1 Old and senile people who can say whatever the F they want with no consequences.
Yes, they were once the same age as we are now and we'll be old one day too. But it would be kind of great to do and say whatever you want right now.
#2 Your friends who just got engaged.
You're really happy for your friend. You've never seen them happier! It's just, you know they get presents for a whole year. And you don't.
#3 Children. Just plain old little children.
We were all young once, but did we really appreciate the fact that people just buy you things and meals all the time? Just once I would like someone to reward me for my good behavior with a cookie. But then again, they need to call out for someone to come to them and wipe their butt when they're on the toilet.
#4 Teachers with summers off.
Yes, teachers have the most difficult job. We know that and appreciate them. That's why this post is called "People we SHOULD NOT be jealous of, but totally are."
#5 People who eat lunch at a sit-down restaurant during the work week.
Maybe these people are jealous of us for eating dinner at a sit-down restaurant because they work late at night. Maybe they just lost their job and they saved all their money to eat out. Maybe they're politely getting broken up with and their SO took them to a public place to avoid a scene. Regardless, it must be nice.
#6 People who can eat whatever they want and not gain any weight.
Just because they can eat pizza on top of a big old plate of fries and actually lose a pound, doesn't mean that they're necessarily healthy people, right? Right. Still, that lunch looks great.
#7 Those people who get up early enough for the farmers' market on the weekends.
Did you ever consider that they might have insomnia? Or a kid is getting their butt out of bed at the crack of dawn? Regardless, you can't help but be jealous of all their local produce.
#8 People who craft items better than the ones you see on Pinterest.
Those decorations? They made them. That dress? They made it. Those wedding invites? They designed them. You can't even figure out MS Word. But maybe they craft to fill a void in their lives.
#9 People who are randomly called a "hero."
All they did was bring back some ice cream...how come they get to be called a hero?
