9 Witty Snapchats From An Ex-girlfriend

#9 Still a Pussy

Ouch! There is nothing more emasculating than having a girl call you a pussy! I mean sure, you could take it to mean a pussy cat given the context she's using it in but I think it's safe to assume that she's using it in the other, more offensive way!

#8 Still So Shady

Clearly her ex-boyfriend is a bit of a shady character, sneaking around and acting all suspicious! Perhaps that's why she broke up with him! Or did he break it off with her? It's hard to tell, but generally the one who has done the dumping doesn't waste time sending their ex snapchats afterwards.

#7 Still Can’t

Well it's good to know she's recycling! If it was indeed him who broke up with her, you can't say it was due to her lack of care for the environment! There's gotta be like a hundred bottles in that bin. Maybe she should stop sending these silly snapchats for a moment and empty it before the garbage man arrives

#6 Still Bitter

I don't want to pick sides or anything, but it's a bit hypocritical to accuse your ex of being bitter when you're the one who is harassing them with an endless stream of harsh snapchats to try to make them feel bad. At least she's got plenty of sugar to help get over the break up though junk food is essential!

#5 Still Buggin’ Me

Ah okay, I'm starting to see why the guy might have broken things off with this girl: anyone who has framed insects in their house is more often than not totally insane. It's not even a stereotype keep an eye out for framed bugs in people's houses and guaranteed they'll turn out to be violent and crazy!

#4 Won’t Grow Up

Yeah, this guy needs to grow up and start sending immature snapchats to his ex to show that he's over her and above it all and good at assessing irony. This girl is clearly way too mature for whoever this silly guy is who should never have broken up with the best thing that'd ever happened to him!

#3 Won’t Spoon Me

But hang on why would you want him to spoon you if he bugs you, is a pussy, shady, bitter, immature, and "can't"? Come on girl, raise your standards a little! Make up your mind: do you want this guy back or are you just trying to break his phone from overloaded snapchat messages?

#2 Won’t Learn

So THAT'S the problem! He never learns! If he wants this girl back, he better rush off down to the library and get crackin' on those textbooks. This girl wants a smart guy, and apparently he ain't it. I really would love to know who broke up with who, wouldn't you?

#1 Ain’t Hot

Yeah, this girl definitely needs to lift her standards. By this point she is actually insulting herself by admitting that she was ever interested in an unattractive, immature, dumb, annoying, bitter, shady pussy who won't spoon her.

Hang on are we even sure this is an ex-girlfriend? Maybe she just likes some guy who has no idea and now she's had enough of being ignored! Either way, what do you think: is she girlfriend material? Or ex-girlfriend material?