The life of a 911 operator is full of stress and all KINDS of anxiety. But on rare occasions, it's full of facepalms because of idiotic phonecall "emergencies" like these...
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#1 Allergic reaction from the packing peanuts...
#2 legs were turning blue...
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#3 request a mugshot of her to be removed from inernet...
#4 manager wouldn't give him a refund...
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#5 Merry Christmas!!
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#6 I had to pee...
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#7 they thought they were dying...
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#8 Picked his wart at 3am...
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#9 Good things stupid isn't contagious...
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#10 Because his aunt was having a baby...
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#11 he was tripping balls...
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#12 The Stories I have...
#13 Throwing pizza at people...
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#14 Swallowed a hairbrush...
#15 A deear just swam across the river...
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#16 Squirrel on top of a telephone poll...
