#1 Paramedics Arrive, But There's a Power Outage!
There was an emergency call from Heidi, a pregnant mom about to give birth at home. Paramedics arrived, but her house was darkdue to a power outage. Luckily, Heidi's 3 year-old daughter, Kathleen was there to observe and help with her mom's birth.
#2 Baby Connor is Delivered at Home!
With the lights all off, the medic asks little Kathleen to hold a flashlight over her mom so that he could see and assist Connor's birth. Heidi pushed and soon out came Connor. The medic "lifted him up by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry."
#3 Kathleen's Perspective on The Situation..
Everyone was relieved Connor and Mom were in good shape; the paramedic thanked Kathleen for helping, and as she thought about what she'd just experienced, the wide-eyed 3 year-old promptly said, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place! Smack his ass again!"
