A Drunk Driver Passed Out Behind The Wheel. When He Woke Up, He Found The Best Note Ever.

#1 Redditor Krazy_Legs found this drunk man asleep in a running car at 3 AM.

#2 Drunk drivers are so cute when they're asleep.

Imagine you're coming home to your apartment at 3 in the morning. You find this man, asleep and non-responsive behind the wheel of a running car. What do you do? Obviously you take a picture. But one Massachusetts Redditor did more than that he became a hero. Here's the story in his own words:

"I found this guy passed out drunk with his car running outside of a bar at 3:00 am. The bars close at midnight where I am, so I tried to wake him up, but he just kept mumbling and continued to sleep. I decided to hide his keys in the backseat, just in case a cop came, and left him a note and some water. I realized once I was sober that a cop would probably just read the note and arrest him anyway, but at least I tried."

#3 Here's the note in question:

#4 He's the hero this guy definitely doesn't deserve.

Putting the bottle of water in his steering wheel is an extra-nice touch. That guy's going to need it for his booze/exhaust fume hangover. Meanwhile, the Drunk Knight will stand ever vigilant, ready to save any and all drunk assholes from themselves.