A Glass Of Wine A Day May Make You Age Slower – Because Science

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As you've probably noticed, it's become a thing that anyone over 30 wants to look ten years younger than they are. Not really sure why, they already had a go at being young and, really, it's not a bad thing to have been alive longer than some other people.

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But anyway, now's not a time to turn on all of the "age defying" products on the market. There's far too many and I'm not the activist sort also I'm writing a thing about how to look younger and I want you to read this so I get paid and I'm not talking to an empty room. Like normal.

So how can you look younger? Have a little guzzle, apparently. Yes, the University of Iowa has revealed that, in their studies, they found people who drank one or two alcoholic beverages a day aged better than those who don't drink or are teetotal.

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"Moderate use of alcohol was associated with healthy ageing." The report said, whilst very low and excessive consumption were found to be "linked to accelerated ageing".

Just have a look at how young this 66-year-old man looks

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So it stands to reason that, on your 18th birthday, when it's legal for you to drink (and obviously you never drank before then because you're a good, law-abiding citizen), to make up for lost time, you should drink 6570 glasses of wine.

That way you can reverse any ageing that shouldn't have happened and you can stay young forever because you'd be dead And dead people don't age. HAPPY DAYS!