Apparently Patrick had a little too much to drink and decided that right then would be the perfect time to address a concern with his professor.
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#1 This is the mouth diarrhea I was talking about. Everything you say sounds like something that needs to be said, because why wouldn’t your professor want to know that you can get him his hair back and “keep u bangin”.
#2 This is probably the best response to a drunk email I have ever seen from a professor. Most of my professors were angry that I would email them while I was inebriated. Mr. Martin however seems to be have dealt with a few drunk students emails in his day and takes it all in stride.
This professor took this drunk students email a lot better than mine ever did. He even has a system down to try to get free booze out of the deal! That is my kind of professor!
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