Alcohol Gave People Super Powers!

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 26th February 2016
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A lot of people think alcohol is bad, but in reality, it has a ton of benefits! You've probably read a ton of different articles highlighting the alternative uses for vodka or rum, but it seems like the Internet always seems to forget one of alcohol's greatest uses: it gives people super powers. Yes, you read that last sentence correctly. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if EVERY superhero took some shots out of a flask before hitting the streets to fight crime. And the best part is, YOU can experience these super powers! Here are 15 times alcohol gave people super powers. Oh, and please drink responsibly!

#2 Steve laughs in the face of danger!

But he also cries after too many Gin & Tonics

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#3 Jimmy wasn’t bit by a radioactive spider, but he was introduced to beer pong

Classic Jimmy!

#4 Trust me. Don’t get Frank drunk. You won’t like him when he’s drunk…

Whether you believe it or not, Frank didn't make it out to the bar that night.

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#5 Kelly can climb walls!

But only after a 6-pack of Bud.

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#6 It’s a bird! It’s a plane!

Oh wait, it's just Donna with a wine glass in her mouth. Go home, Donna

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#7 Believe it or not, Carla never believed that she could do the splits.

However, thanks to hard work, dedication, and an open bar tab, she accomplished her goal.

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#8 The guys at work know him as Ted.

But his drinking buddies know him as The Strongest Man In The World.

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#9 Yes, Charlie can fly.

But only after a keg stand

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#10 Nobody can beat Harry when he’s drunk

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#11 Meet Dave. Dave never used to think he could walk across desks with expert balance…

But then he met a man named Jack Daniels. Giddy up!