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#1 This casual text exchange.
#2 This quick cover up.
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#3 At least you didn't break up on a birthday! Nobody is cruel enough to do that.
#4 Not today. Not ever.
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#5 Will do, Shanny!
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#6 Any break up that results in a Judge Judy invite is a success in my book.
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#7 An overwhelming, massive NO!
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#8 Get it together, Shaun.
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#9 I'm sure that this relationship will be happy, lasting, and drama-free.
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#10 And I'll probably forget next year, too!
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#11 Divorce cake > Wedding cake.
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#12 Sounds like a pretty good reason to me.
#13 Because THIS was a better way to do it.
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#14 But really, why?
#15 If you have to break up with someone, just do it this way. Please.
