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Autocorrect Screws These People In The Most Hilarious Ways

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 19th April 2018

We have all fallen victim to our phone's autocorrect feature. It can turn a boring text into a viral internet meme in the blink of an eye. It makes us wonder why people do not check their text before hitting that send button. It could save them a lot of embarrassment. Here are some super funny autocorrect fails.

TMI

Nothing says love like giving Dad a boner so good that he passes out on the couch. Sadly, Dad only got a huge bowl of pasta. I bet he is as disappointed as we are for him.

Huge Cameltoe

Could you imagine having a cameltoe so huge that you can easily pack a sweatshirt inside of it? The mental image that this autocorrect fail gives us is hilarious. What makes this post even funnier is the friend's witty comeback.

Whoa!

Mom seems a bit uptight and really does need to get her priorities straight. At first glance, we might have thought John was a boyfriend, but finding out that it is her brother makes Mom's reaction seem a bit off.

How?

How exactly does one break a finger in a butthole? There would have to have been a lot of clenching going on there. I have heard of buns of steel, but butthole of steel is new to me.

Special Delivery

You never know what you might find to buy while shopping online. Poor Diane seems to be having a hard time articulating what she is trying to say. It makes us wonder how much she uses the word nympho that her autocorrect would result to using that word instead of Nemo.

What a treat!

God Donkey! I want some boobscicles too! Is that even a thing? It seems like someone is up for an awkward shopping trip. Imagine going into the grocery store and asking where the boobsicles are.

Fatty

Nothing works better for Mom's self-esteem like moo-ing at her when she is most vulnerable. It appears that autocorrect gives zero fucks about Mom's feelings.

Surprise!

I wish we could have seen how the rest of this conversation went. Is this Mom's phone psychic? How coincidental that it changed the word perfect to pregnant and it fit the whole situation? It is eerily creepy.

Gluten-free dieting

I knew there was something strange about people who eat a gluten-free diet. They are getting really desperate to try new things if placenta is on the menu.

Mega Fail

Every now and then, autocorrect will get us all. It seems like Alison's autocorrect is just out to get her in life. It doesn't want to get any of her words right, making this one of the funniest autocorrect fails to ever surface the web.

What kind of potatoes?

I think I will pass on the potatoes tonight. None of that sounds appealing in the least bit. Although, I am intrigued about how one goes about making bitchgoblet potatoes. How about you?

What color?

I could just imagine the face of the paint mixer when asked for the color chocolate shart. Although, I am not too sure that chocolate sparkle would be much better. Who paints their walls glittery brown? It would look like a fairy took a dump on the walls.

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