Every one of us who own some sort of "smartphone" has had to deal with it being not so smart. The autocorrect function has failed all of us at one time or another. It can turn out to be totally embarrassing or incredibly hilarious. Here are some of our favorite autocorrect fails.
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Grandpa's Gift
Father's Day is special even for grandfathers. It seems like this kid wants to get her grandpa something extra special. While a cock ring could make a great gift, it might be a bit awkward to get one from your granddaughter. She better stick to getting him Yahtzee.
Heil!
This text started out super sweet and took a turn for the strange. It makes us wonder how much this guy talks about Hitler that this came up as his autocorrect.
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Don't do that.
Going to veterinary school seems like a great career choice as long as you are doing it for the right reasons. We are glad that this guy cleared up the confusion. We would hate to see him make this choice just so he could hump animals.
Some things should be done inside
Could you even imagine how you would respond if someone really needed help defecating because it is getting tangled? The mental picture that this autocorrect fail gives is more disturbing than anything else.
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World's Largest Foreskin
Gaining weight is bad enough when you quit smoking. For many, those extra pounds go straight to your butt. For this guy, he seemed to have gained it back in the worst area of the body possible. Could you imagine a ten-pound foreskin? *shudders
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Relaxation Time
People do all kinds of things to help them relax, but some of these things should be kept private. Whether you are masturbating or menstruating to relax, keep that nastiness to yourself.
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What?
What makes this so bad is that we will never know what he was really trying to say. However, I don't know about the rest of you, but we are curious as to what a genital thunderstorm sounds like. It really might be relaxing, but the world may never know.
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Wawa Skittletits
This cracked me up because I grew up in New Jersey where Wawa is one of the most popular convenience stores. They sell just about everything, however, I have never seen Skittletits on their shelves. Maybe they will be soon.
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It's about time?
We all know the G-spot is quite elusive. Most women know where it is. Usually, it is the man who has trouble finding it. Perhaps we women should let the men know to check in the back of the car.
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Oh No!
Living in the south, I am always prepared for strange weather. But, I cannot say that I would be prepared for flamingos. Does anyone know how exactly one should prepare for this?
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Family Fun Time
Sometimes, our parents hit us with a high dose of TMI. Thankfully, in this case, it was just a bad autocorrect. No kid wants to know what their parents do behind closed doors. It can be traumatizing.
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Hungry for dong
This poor guy's phone screwed him in every possible way. Could you imagine the frustration of your phone not allowing you to say what you truly mean? I bet whoever he was texting was laughing way too hard, and that is why he did not respond.
