Stephen Hawking recently suggested there’s a good chance that extra-terrestrials have visited our planet, but decided that humanity wasn’t worth talking to. We’re guessing that aliens did a low fly over Florida, saw a guy with a Fred Flintstone tattoo on his right butt cheek, and thought, “Nah, we’re good”. Today, we look at 47 people the aliens would run screaming from:
Awkward People We’re Embarrassed To Share This Planet With
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 7th March 2016
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#1 Presumably the 'FML' here stands for "fu*k mom loudly."
#2 He got deals, yo! Also, hepatitis C.
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#3 He has Shakespeare's 18th sonnet where his pubic hair used to be.
#4 We keep this little fella out back to scare away the raccoons.
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#5 You know who loves social media photos of people doing meth? Law enforcement and potential employers, that's who!
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#6 On the other hand, he has a lovely little singing voice.
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#7 I was talking about Fatters Day, idiot.
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#8 My, the Brits really can make anything look classy.
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#9 I mean, I considered a stuffed animal, but it just seemed inappropriate somehow.
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#10 No, but only because we're lazy.
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#11 I really hope he cleans up the puke first.
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#12 This DUI picture probably won't stand up in court, but in all likelihood, neither will she.
#13 I believe that's Apostles 23:10.
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#14 Or until he asks for a DNA test, take your pick.
#15 Not on my face, you understand. Just generally.
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#16 While my mind is empty, like my Christian Mingle inbox.
#17 His grief was so strong that no emoji could express it.
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#18 If that's what they think I put the Sharpies there for, I'm starting to wonder if I should've made the Bible a bit less ambiguous." - God
#19 Is that his rap name?
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#20 The romance! The elegance! We can't take it! *fans self frantically
#21 I got eight kids back here, whaddaya want me to do?
