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#1 It could have been worse. It could have been his mother.
#2 Always check who you are texting and never admit the mistake.
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#3 Ohh, he just got stiff-armed. That's gonna leave a mark.
#4 This is the text equivalent to dropping a mic. Just walk away, Paul.
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#5 Irene went from jealousy, to anger, to embarrassment, to regret and back to anger and jealousy. All in the space of four texts.
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#6 Ohh, Liz... you walked right into that one. Wat ya gonna do?
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#7 Well, that's one way to ensure your ex stops texting. Just start dating a "Chuck."
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#8 I bet texting would be particularly hard for Chandler Bing. Sarcasm just doesn't come through.
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#9 Well, at least no one will see him cry when he receives that text. He will be completely alone... forever.
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#10 After that novel, I wouldn't want to acknowledge her either. Still, that's gotta sting.
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#11 It's the gift that really shows how you burn for your lover.
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#12 Way to go, Chase. Tom really loves a good belly laugh.
#13 So, I'm no math major, but it appears as though there was some overlap. Mary, no need to talk to this jerk.
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#14 Aw, it's so nice to hear that Satan finally found someone. He's been burned before.
#15 I don't know what's worse: that he's stalking her check-ins, or that their place was The Olive Garden.
