1.What do you call a flying primate?
A hot air baboon!
2.What do you call a naughty monkey?
A badboon!
3.What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baBOOM!
4.What is a Baboon's favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!
5.Which drink makes a Baboon feel tipsy?
An ape-ricot sour!