Nobody wants to use a public bathroom. They’re awkward, gross, and it sucks waiting in line only to finally get in there and not be able to go.
But because we’re all functioning members of society, we’re inevitably forced into sucking it up and using one from time to time. Dive bars, office stalls, and even the really tiny bathroom at church only the weird old people use; they’re all an inherent risk to you anytime you leave the sanctity of your home.
It’s really a coin flip on what kind of bathroom you’re going to get. Sometimes you end up with the shady, yet functional ones that might make you think twice about anything other than number one. (And if you’re lucky you might find bits of questionable advice etched on their tattered stall doors.)
Then there are those bathrooms. The ones where you’d rather hold it as long as humanly possible than take one step inside. The bathrooms you intentionally try to avoid at all costs by forcing yourself to pee before you leave the previous bar.
These are those bathrooms.
