A super hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The priest says, "Tell me dear, what's on your mind?" "Well Father, I am a s*x addict, and lately I discovered that I like doing it with priests. I had s*x with the one from the church two blocks from here, the one five blocks from here, and also the one from the church nearby." The priest says, "It's okay, just pray three times a day for once a week and it will all be okay." As the girl tries to go out, the priest says, "Oh, and don’t forget that I will always be here for you!"