People cheat. They lead second lives, collaborate with friends to say they were with them at certain times, remove themselves from the internet so no one accidentally exposes them, and generally put in so much effort into hiding their affairs that it makes you wonder why they even bother maintaining a relationship to begin with. Or at least they used to.
Boyfriend Gives Girlfriend The Cringiest Excuse For Cheating
By
Sughra Hafeez in
Bizarre
On 15th September 2016
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#1
Let's go over this line by line, starting with a horrible, horrible opener
#2
So far it seems pretty normal...
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#3
Where is he going with this?
#4
WHAAAATTT??!!
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#5
In case you missed the issue here
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#6
A total of zero people are buying this guy's excuse on Twitter, starting with the person that posted the Snap
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#7
And extending to literally everyone that has seen it so far
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#8
This gotta be the funniest shit ever man;
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#9
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo they think of everything
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#10
This is impressive haven't heard this one before
Dump him, girl. Dump him now.