Another week, another collection of the greatest and nastiest tweets created by Twitter's crazy users. We discovered tweets and memes hidden beneath the floorboards. Twitter is a gift that keeps on giving, so we've compiled another collection of all the greatest and nastiest tweets from the last week.
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#1 Exactly who took this photo of me? I am curious.
#2 You consumed a coffee bean in its actual form. Not food at all.
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#3 We can all probably agree that Ye should f**k off.
#4 Bjork isn't a name, it's a sound.
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#5 A perfect diet.
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#6 What do you MEAN you didn't bring 5 forms of ID and your baby footprint from the day you were born?
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#7 There would be no accidents if everyone drove nicely.
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#8 She gave up her life so that everyone might live happily ever after.
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#9 Friends or couples all know which button to hit to ignite the building.
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#10 Putting people to sleep figuratively and medically is a smart move by Dr. Sleeper.
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#11 Oh, I'm no longer permitted to use weapons? Okay, OK.
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#12 Damn! This doctor attended Reddit University. Absolutely brutal
#13 I could urinate on myself. What happens if I ruin a pair? What if eight more pairs of pants mysteriously vanish? You have to be ready.
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#14 who is dressing their kid up like Jeff Dahmer, bro?
#15 What class was this? Can I audit? Who is the professor? I need answers, people!
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#16 "ROFL" was abandoned to decay in the early 2000s. RIP.
#17 Men are never supposed to be content, yet this man is prospering.
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#18 I'm delighted that was mentioned by a trustworthy and decent person.
#19 I'm not willing to take the chance.
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#20 Sorry, but Tuesday nights with a two-drink minimum and subpar humor are no longer enjoyable.
