Before you say or do anything on the internet, ask yourself this one simple question: am I opening myself up for a major burn? Could this leave me vulnerable to getting rekt? Are people going to reply with something that could be described as "brutal" or "savage"? Be safe out there, internet people. These burns could happen to anyone.
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#1 If you want your steak rare, you better not burn it THIS hard.
#2 I've got a feeling there was an unfriending after this.
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#3 Remember, when you assume, you make an ass out of yourself. Just yourself.
#4 Well, at least there's an "i" in "I'm really embarrassed right now"
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#5 Life tip: don't be a pretentious dick online.
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#6 THE DEVIL MUST BE SO STRONG BY NOW
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#7 So Geena.. Movie Tonight!! LOL
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#8 In other words, "Don't make a big deal about your dietary habits."
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#9 DAAAAAMN.
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#10 Note: Romeo & Juliet should not be the template for your romance.
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#11 Give Emily some time, she'll figure it out.
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#12 Damn, Mary Anne...dying to enact the ULTIMATE BURN.
#13 There aren't enough burn heals in the world for this guy.
