Can You Believe We Actually Have To Share The Earth With These People?

#1 It probably would've been better for everyone if you had

#2 Something tells me this was not a joke

Mm, "febreeze."

#3 So... I guess she's kinda pro-life?

Nothing like outsourcing an abortion decision to Facebook.

#4 I'm sure Grandpa would be very proud

#5 Why do you think that's okay to post on Facebook?

Girl, you ratchet AF.

#6 That's a real woman in my book

I love how they're all matching for the photoshoot. That's one fucked up family.

#7 Ah, memories

#8 You don't really love someone until you're put under house arrest with them

An ankle bracelet is just as good as a ring, right?

#9 Gotta get that mirror selfie in real quick

#priorities

#10 If I die before my wife, I really hope she does this to remember me and my love of twerking

Nothing says true love like a twerk after death.

#11 It's probably much more beautiful when it's not an anatomical drawing on your back

It's just perfect that she provided both versions.