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Cats Are Total Jerks, And We've Got The Pictures To Prove It

By Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 28th March 2018

So, you see this cute ball of fluff. It's a kitten, and it makes you go. "awwwwe". You have to have it, so you bring it home. Then, once it is too late, you realize that it is this spawn of Satan himself. Cats are jerks. They know they are jerks, but do they care? Nope. You are now their slave, and all you can do is deal with it. Now, not all cats are evil but a mass majority are and these photos are all the proof we need.

GOT Kitty

We do not exactly know that this kitty is evil, like many others, but he sure looks like he has the potential to wreak havoc. We don't know if this is how its fur grows naturally or if it really is wearing the fur of its enemies. Maybe he is cast to be on the next season of Game of Thrones and has an important message for Jon Snow. It makes us shudder all the same. Sleep with one eye open with this cat around.

No Respect

Cats have no respect for you or the fact that you need your rest. After a night of tearing your house apart, they are hungry, and they do not care that you are not scheduled to wake up for a few hours. They want you to feed them right meow!

Terrible Friend

Cats do not just torment their owners. They also torment each other. They will claw each other's faces off just for the fun of it. These two have no love for each other as they take turns trying to stuff each other in a bucket and wishing they had thumbs so they could put the lid on.

Rapists

Cats are little furry rapists. It does not matter that they are fixed. They will still pin each other down and try to have their way whether the other is a willing participant or not. Trust me. I have seen it with my own two eyes.

Have a nice trip, see you next fall...

Cats strut around your home as if they own the place. They get underfoot, and not because they love you, nope... They are trying to trip you. Cats take great pleasure in seeing us writhing in pain.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Don't let your cat fool you into thinking that they love you and adore you especially when you are petting them. You are just a tool, kind of like how we have manual back scratchers, to get that itch that they cannot reach. Once they have been appeased, they will claw your hands and run off laughing.

It's not a game

You might think you only need to childproof your home for little kids. Nope. You also have to do it for cats. Those little assholes love to climb all over your surfaces and knock shit down in order to make room for themselves.

Creepy

Not only are they jerks, but they are also really creepy. You might think that your kitty just cannot stand to be away from you for one minute when they follow you into the bathroom. The truth is, they are just plotting on ways they could kill you. I suggest locking the door when you take a bath or you might end up with a hairdryer in the tub with you.

They don't discriminate.

Cats do not discriminate. They hate all creatures equally. When your cat is done tormenting you, he will lash out at the other family pets no matter their size. They have no fear and truly believe that they are the dominant species.

Crappy Gifts

It is bad enough that they are total dicks, but when they try to be kind and give a gift, it is really hard to be grateful. Cats are the worst gift givers. They will bring you anything from crap out of their litter box to dead mice to half dead critters that are still writhing around. Ick!

A Shitty Situation

Most cats have a thing for random socks lying around. They make for easy toys plus they have your scent on them, so they can imagine they are killing you while "playing" with them. The way they treat your socks is a good look into how they feel about you. So, when this kitty takes the family socks and puts them in the litterbox, what does that tell you?

Total Jerk

It is bad enough that they get mean when they are "playing", but they also have no problems randomly attacking anyone or any other pet for absolutely no reason. This is another reason why everyone, even the other pets, should sleep with one eye open.

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