Celeb Confessions That Made Us Totally Uncomfortable

#1 Jail Bait

In 2014, James Franco admitted that he tried to hook up with an underage fan who saw his Broadway performance in Of Mice and Men. According to the Daily Mail, a 17-year-old Scottish student shared a photo on Instagram that prompted a "flirty" exchange of messages with Franco, who reportedly asked her if she had a boyfriend and if he should "rent a room." Franco claimed he didn't know the girl was under age 18, yet he still felt the need to clear the air, which was tainted by the stench of social media scandal. Franco came clean on Live With Michael & Kelly and said he had learned his lesson.

#2 All In The Family

Is there anything weirder than your mom marrying your celebrity crush? Rumor Willis, whose father is actor Bruce Willis, was reportedly mortified when her mother, actress Demi Moore, started dating That '70s Show star Ashton Kutcher. Moore was 41 at the time; Kutcher was 25. The unconventional couple wed in 2005 and divorced in 2013. Years later, Rumor told Howard Stern that she was "hurt and dismayed" that her mother would marry the boy she had posters of on her bedroom wall. But she added that he was a great step-father. Wow.

#3 Condom Mishap

He's sexy, and Zac Efron might have stolen your High School Musical-loving hearts, but he proved himself the worst nightmare of every high school girl's father when a condom fell out of his pocket on a red carpet in 2012. Efron's reaction skills were on point. He quickly retrieved the rubber and hid it behind a wry smile and a closed fist. What makes this more embarrassing is that the prophylactic popped out at a movie premiere for The Loraxa kids' flick. He later went on the Today show and explained the little snafu, saying that he never carried condoms and had no idea how they got in his pocket. You'd better have a condom of YOUR own if you meet up with him, as he said he now checks his pockets all the time for things that don't belong.

#4 Walk Of Shame

The Huffington Post published a rather embarrassing account of Jenny McCarthy's pre-Playboy sex life. "I met this boy in college and we saw each other a few times and then we went back to his place and did it," she recalled. "And right afterward he said to me, 'Are you hungry?' And I said 'Yeah!' and he's, like, 'McDonald's sounds good and he got up and leftand never came back. And I was in his apartment!" She then said she looked out the window, after four hours and McDonald's was right there and closed. "So I had to do the walk of shame back to my college apartment. That was, like, the worst experience." Makes you wonder where that guy is today.

#5 A Sewer Rat

When folks think of Megan Fox, they often think sexpot, but maybe Porta-Potty would be a more accurate association. In a 2008 interview with GQ, the actress revealed her less-than-savory hygiene habits. "I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean," she said. "I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, 'You totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.'" The Transformers siren may not be terribly embarrassed by that, but we're kind of humiliated on her behalf. It's no wonder all her friends live in the sewers.

#6 Three's Company

She's a lady in the streets, but when Martha Stewart gave a no-holds-barred interview with Andy Cohen of Watch What Happens Live in 2013, she revealed that she may be a freak in the sheets. When asked if she'd ever had a one-night stand, Stewart coyly answered, "Yes," but declined to dish details. When pressed about her sex life, she also admitted to sexting, and though she said she had never hooked up with another woman, she played it pretty close to the pocket when Cohen asked if she'd ever engaged in group sex. "Maybe," she smirked. Martha, don't worry, "it's a good thing."

#7 Potty Mouth

Singer and fashion designer Jessica Simpson shocked her fans when, during a 2010 interview with Ellen DeGeneres, she said she often skips the tooth-brushing part of oral care and goes directly for the mouthwash. "I don't brush them every day," she said. "I'll use a shirt or something. I know it's gross, but I always have fresh breath." Simpson defended her regimen. "My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss every day," she said. "Find me when I'm 60," she laughed, "and [my teeth] will probably be all out, but I literally have these strong powerful teeth that don't need to be brushed." However, her dentist disagreed and sent out a news report saying he was 'shocked' by Jessica's oral habits. Yikes!

#8 It's Fergilicious

In what "London Bridge" singer Fergie, whose real name is Stacy Ferguson, considers "the most unattractive moment of her life," she wet her pants while performing on stage in 2005. Fergie told Hot 97 radio that it wasn't a common occurrence for her to have this kind of accident while performing. "This does not just happen all the time," she said, explaining that she was stuck in traffic and late for the show, so when she arrived, she hustled on stage to perform "Let's Get it Started." "I get crazy and I jump and I run across the stage and my adrenaline was running," she recalled, and then, suddenly, something else was running, too. "I wish it didn't happen," she lamented. "It was so embarrassing."

To be fair, she's not the only celebrity who's had an accident while performing. Others in this bladderlicious (and bowelicious) club include Chris Brown, Hugh Jackman, Marie Osmond, and Patti LaBelle. Of course in the 70's some rock performers did it on purpose, but that's a different story.

#9 First Stinky Kiss

If you thought that you were the only one with a bad first kiss experience, rest assured, you're not alone. In an interview with BBC 1's School Run, pop prince Nick Jonas admitted that his first kiss was with former Disney star and then-girlfriend Miley Cyrus outside a California Pizza Kitchen in Hollywood. It was "very romantic," he said sarcastically. "I'd just had a pizza that had onions all over it, I'm sure that my breath smelled terrible."Â When asked if he thought it was a memorable kiss for Cyrus, he quipped, "I don't know. I'd have to ask her. But I'm sure she does. It was probably pretty potent." Plus we hear Miley loves onions.

#10 Voyeuristic Mother

In a 2009 interview with The Guardian, Superbad star Christopher Mintz-Plasse admitted to something horrific. When asked about his sex scene in the hit flick, Mintz-Plasse revealed that he filmed it with his mom watching. "Because I was 17, for legal reasons my mother had to be on the set," he said. "It was real awkward, but it worked out okay because when I watched the movie with her, the sex scene wasn't awkward because she'd been right there when it happened." But was it really okay? "Afterward, we didn't talk about it," he confessed, "we still don't speak about that moment." His poor Mom.

#11 That's Disgusting

For the price of those concert tickets, the Biebs makes sure you really get a good show. On opening night of his 2012 world tour, he blew chunks all over the front row of the audience. Video of the vomiting was regurgitated online, showing Bieber stumbling off stage, but eventually returning to thank his fans for the support. "It's not really a great feeling when you're throwing up in front of a bunch of people," he told the crowd, "but I know that you guys don't judge me do you?" "No!" the crowd erupted. He later apologized on Twitter, quoting Anchorman: "milk was a bad choice." Something tells us it wasn't milk he had.