#1 Zac Efron
In a lot of circles, Efron is considered a walking and talking female Vi*gra, so it is ironic that he himself seems to be a user of the drug. When asked by the media if he uses it in his daily life, he responded: "I can't confirm or deny that." But then he added, quote, "I had a friend of a friend try it, like a half of a half of a half of a Vi*gra." Regardless of his non-denial, one look at his shirt is enough to conclude that he is a sexual deviant who regularly uses the magic blue pill.
#2 Ashton Kutcher
This goes to show that even men with impeccable taste in headwear aren't immune to the alluring PED-like enhancements afforded by Vi*gra.
In a 2005 interview with "Glamour" magazine, he said, quote, "I tried it, but I'm not addicted. I don't have [an erection] now. I haven't taken it in years. I took it a few times recreationally. It's illegal, but I've taken it."
Personally, I don't understand how a man with such a badass mustache could ever need help in the erection department.
#3 50 Cent
When 50 Cent isn't taking tasteful picture in saunas, he is regularly hooking up with all sorts of sophisticated ladies. Throughout his career he has displayed himself to be a man of true virility and machismo; this generation's Lorenzo Lamas. So it was surprising, to say the least, when he released one of his mouth diarrheas rap songs which contained the lyrics, "X and Vi*gra now my d*** hard."
It seems that not even Fitty himself can beat father time.
#4 Ben Affleck
In an interview with Playboy, Affleck was asked if he took Vi*gra and said the following, "It was NOT a pleasant experience. He said, quote, "I almost had a heart attack. I had to sit down, and all it did was make me sweat and feel dizzy and really unnerved. "I felt no sexual side effects whatsoever." He went on to call it one of his, quote, "biggest disappointments."
#5 Jeremy Renner
Affleck's fellow super hero without a super power admitted to Jimmy Kimmel that he once terrorizing flight passengers.
"I had to fly from London to Los Angeles for dinner and then get right back on a plane to Londonthat's 10, 12 hours. I had to sleep on the plane, I had to sleep. So I take a little sleeping pill, pop it, and realize nothing's happeningbut something else was happening I realize pretty quickly that that ‘A' on the pill was actually a ‘V.' Not only did I not sleep the entire flight, I was [gestures to his crotch] camping."
#6 Miles Teller
What is it with super heroes and Vi*gra? Mr. Fantastic recently told Elle magazine, "Uh, yeah. I've taken it before. My buddy in Vegas gave me one. He was like, ‘Bro, break it in half and take it two hours before you're ready.' But he was right."
#7 Rob Kardashian
The reality TV family is apparently keen on Vi*gra as well. On a 2009 episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians", Rob drank his stepdad Bruce Caitlyn Jenner's coffee, not knowing it was spiked Vi*gra. This um.This raises more questions than answers. Moving on..
#8 Kim Jong-un
In an effort to better their financial situation, North Korea has developed what they are calling a super Vi*gra. How super is it you ask? Well, they claim the pill will give you 24-hour sexual potency, while also improving mental concentration, building muscle, relieving fatigue, alleviating car sickness, curing hepatitis, arthritis, back pain and many other ailments. And get this, it works for women too!
North Korea didn't have to look too far to find the perfect spokesman for their pill. None other than the supreme leader himself. It is rumored that the pill was developed in part by synthesizing his super-human semen. Kim Jong-un is widely known to ride his horse for long hours while sporting a massive erection.
They claim the pill also builds muscle, improves mental concentration, relieves fatigue, car sickness, anaemia, and promotes growth while at the same time allowing sound sleep. cure back pain, arthritis, hepatitis and many other aliments. Better yet, it works for women, too. And as if that wasn't good enough, there are no side effects!
