Celebrities Who Know Exactly How To Make This Country Great Again

#1 Bob Barker wants YOU to help control the asshole population...

I promise to spay and neuter all the Congressmen.

#2 William Shatner thinks it's time to take care of the working class.

Affordable Health Care for Red Shirts

#3 Jennifer Aniston believes we all deserve decent hair cuts.

Jennifer Aniston vows to never let "The Rachel" make a comeback.

#4 Daryl promises to never take these guns away.

Daryl promises to protect you from walkers...

#5 Tom Cruise is willing to sacrifice his own upholstery for you, America...

Tom Cruise: I promise to let YOU, jump on MY couch!

#6 Bill Murray promises to build an anti-haunting wall and make the ghosts pay for it.

Ghosts. Busted!

#7 Nic Cage understands a POTUS must show discretion...

I promise to read a script before agreeing to star in a movie.

#8 Vanilla Ice just wants everyone to get along...

I will make you all stop, collaborate, and listen - Vanilla Ice

#9 Kanye's willing to flash us those pearly whites (and you know how hard that is for him...)

"I will smile more often" - Kanye West

#10 Will Ferrell knows that some children never get tacos on Tuesday, and that's just not OK.

Everyone deserves Taco Tuesday--Will Ferrell

#11 Sir-Mix-A-Lot believes it's time to stop penalizing people for their success.

Sir-Mix-ALot claims all Big Butts will become Tax Free.

#12 Prince just wants world peace. Is that too much to ask?

I know what it sounds like when doves cry and I will never let it happen again.

#13 Ben Affleck is ready to go after the big casinos...

Tax deduction for money lost gambling--Ben Affleck

#14 Samuel L. Jackson will teach this country what "freedom of speech" really means.

Saying the word "motherfocker" 69 times during my acceptance speech is okay.

#15 Foreign policy? Hammer time, ALL the time...

I won't let enemy nations touch this country! -M.C. Hammer

#16 Steve Martin will be a champion of the arts...

If elected, 2 free banjo lessons & an apology for The Pink Panther remakes.

#17 And Clint Eastwood will rid this world of terrorist chairs if it's the last thing he does.

His promise.. Clint Eastwood - "I'll get the truth out of this chair."

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