Check Out These Hilarious Comedic One-liners!

By Teresa Thomerson in Bizarre On 18th February 2016
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#1 Got to love the old fashioned ghosting.

#2 Enjoying the single life.

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#3 Can't let it go to waste.

#4 No holding back in that biz.

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#5 America! Fuck Yeah!

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#6 The plot thickens.

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#7 No? Really?

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#8 Common core for the win!

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#9 We all have the same feeling.

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#10 .... he went there.

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#11 Very true.

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#12 Got to be careful!

#13 Working together in harmony!

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#14 It might take him a while.

#15 Wouldn't want too many of those.

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#16 Enjoy your trip!

#17 Infanticide, fun for everyone over the age of one!

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#18 Wait? The names don't grow up?

#19 A close runner-up?

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#20 I'll go with the latter.

#21 It's called a day off.

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#22 Me too!