Cheese And Tomato Sandwich

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 13th February 2014

 

A boy says to a girl, "So, s*x at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese! Tomato! Tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"