When you’re 6’5″ tall and built like a brick house like Deebo in “Friday,” it doesn’t take much more than just walking up to somebody and telling them that their bike is now yours. But when you’re just an average-sized bike thief or barely bigger than the bike that you covet, then you have to think outside the box.
Chinese Man Chops Down Tree To Steal Bike Attached To It
By
Michael Avery in
Bizarre
On 13th August 2016
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#1
In the annals of ingenuity, this man might have a place.
Which doesn't mean it's a good thing.
His actions, though, fall into the realm of "who would ever think of doing that?"
#2
For here is surveillance footage taken in Changsha City, China and helpfully posted to YouTube.
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#3
What we see is a man attracted to a bike that is chained to a tree.
As the action unfolds, we appreciate that he covets the bike.
It's not so easy to steal a bike that's chained to a tree, I imagine.
It's made much easier, however, if you happen to have a saw handy.
And so it is that the man grabs what appears to be a hacksaw and chops the tree down.
#4
And it appears as though the effort really paid off, as the dude wound up with the bike while some other poor bastard/former bike owner will probably have to walk to work for the rest of the year.