Chipotle Could Learn A Thing Or Two From This Chick Who Tried To Smuggle $3,000 Meth Burritos

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People were itching to get Susy Janelly Laborin's burritos, including U.S. Customs and Border Protection. That's because Susy's burritos had meth in them.

The 25-year-old burrito bandita attempted to smuggle burritos filled with hillbilly crack across the U.S.-Mexico border on foot at Nogales, Arizona, but authorities sniffed out the drugs.

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Laborin, a U.S. citizen, appeared nervous and jittery, which prompted a CBP officer to search her plastic bag that she was carrying. Inside were meth-filled burritos hidden among several actual burritos. Should have definitely attempted to smuggle the chiva empanadas.

This is your burrito.

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This is your burrito on drugs.

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Any questions?

There is no truth to the rumor that Susy was a delivery person for Los Pollos Hermanos.

Much like a burrito, Suzy spilled the beans to officers and told them that she was promised $500 to deliver the drugs, which had a street value of $3,000, to a third-party.

Another pic of the baerrito.

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Here's a fun fact about Susy Janelly Laborin.