Conversations Between Girls And Their Parents About Periods That Are Cool AF

#1 Are you ready for shark week?

Some girls come up with really cool nicknames for their monthly visitor. Just check out Diana's conversation with her dad.

Dad: Hey Diana, how was your day?

Diana: Dad, It’s a shark week and my cramps are pretty bad.

Dad: Do we need any supplies sweety? Have enough pads?

#2 Aunt Flow is a bitch.

Women can bond over the fact that periods suck. This mom and daughter exemplify this perfectly.

Mom: Sarah, what are you up to today? Didn’t you go to work today?

Sarah: (Partially asleep in period pain)

Mom: Aren’t you listening, Sarah?

Sarah’s sister(shouts): Mom, “Aunt Flow is visiting“!

Mom: Ohh! “The B*tch is Back”

#3 We all bloat down here.

Bloating is a terrible feeling that Daisy's mom can identify with.

Mom: How are you baby?

Daisy: Not good mom!

Mom: What happened? You were just so fine in the morning.

Daisy: Mom, It feels like I’m dying of cramps and bloating.

#4 The members of this family are obviously 'Game of Thrones' fans.

Witty puns are always great. Especially when periods are involved.

Mom (to Maria’s brother): Go, boy! Get some groceries.

Maria’s brother: Why do I always have to go? Ask Maria to go to the market.

Mom: Maria, C’mon girl fetch some groceries from the store.

Maria: Mom! It’s a ‘red wedding’ day & I’ve turned into a ‘werewolf’ and “the redcoats are coming”.

Mom: Enough, I got it.

Maria’s brother: What?

#5 Dad understands completely.

For Janice, her period puts a halt to certain things. Thankfully, her dad understands.

Dad (Waking me at 6 am): C’mon, wake up! We need to go for a walk.

Janice (Partially Awakened): Dad, “I’m going to take a red wine shower for the next 7 days”.

Dad: Oh gotcha! will have to run alone then.

#6 Dad and daughter have an inside joke.

Isn't it great when you have a relationship with your parents that allows you to make all sorts of little inside jokes?

Dad: Nancy, where are you?

Nancy (Instantly, gets up from her bed & says): “Whisper something-something with wings”

Dad: Gotcha. ‘down-down’!

Both laugh!

#7 Annoying brothers are excluded.

Sometimes you just gotta come right out and tell your siblings so they leave you alone.

Emma’s brother: Why are you so sleepy today? Is anything wrong?

Emma: It’s like a fat man sitting on me. Now stop badgering & get lost.

#8 Not all siblings are annoying.

Stephanie and her brother have a special bond where they can talk about things like periods.

Stephanie’s brother (calls & asks): Hello Stephanie! How are you today?

Stephanie: Bro, my stomach aches!

Brother: Did you eat something bad today?

Stephanie: No bro! Here comes my birthday (with profound sad voice).

Brother: Oh poor baby. Take care & rest.

#9 Murder she wrote.

Some periods are particularly bloody. So bloody that they invite comparisons that will cause you to chuckle.

Mom: Rose, why don’t you come with me to the party?

Rose: Mom, I’m not willing to.

Mom: Don’t you like socializing with people?

Emma: Mom, it’s not like that, “There’s a crime scene in my pants”.

Mom: Oh, take care sweety.

#10 Dad understands that he's barking up the wrong tree.

Isn't great when your parents understand that you're not feeling your best? Sometimes dad just needs to be given a very blunt hint.

Dad: Julie, can you get me some bread from the supermarket?

Julie: Errrghhh! No way.

Dad: C’mon you lazy brat.

Mom: Stop pointing her! It’s that time of the month..you know.

Dad: —–Silence—— Oh okay, go & sleep, baby!

#11 Tea for two.

After badgering her constantly to make some tea, Dakota's dad figures out that he's the one who needs to make it for both of them.

Dad: Dako, please make me some tea.

Dakota: Dad, I’m not in the mood yet.

Dad: Why is the tea making needs your mood? C’mon, get up & make it for me.

Dakota: Dad, please stop! I’m not gonna make tea for you and I’m going to sleep.

Dad: Why do you behave like that? What happened?

Dakota: Nothing! The “LADY PRROBLEMMM” is here!

Dad: *Sigh*! I’ll make the tea for both of us.

#12 Geez mom!

Well, it's nice to know that periods make you look better.

Mom: Wow Katie, your skin looking amazing today! What foundation have you got on?

Katie: (If I don’t have any on, I give her a very confused look) Mom! It’s my Week 1″ [or “Week 2” or “High Oestrogen”, depending on when in my menstrual cycle my mom says this]

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