Craziest Thanksgiving Fails

#1 You'd Better Watch That Dinner Table

You've cooked for 8 hours, decorated the table like Martha Stewart would, placed everything on the table, and are just awaiting your dinner guests. Better tell Scruffy that the big bird wasn't cooked for him. Besides, turkey isn't good for dogs.

#2 When You Send The Wrong Person To Pick Up The Turkey

You asked him to go out and get a nice, big, fresh turkey for dinner since you'll be serving a huge meal. But nobody told him they sold ready to cook turkeys in the supermarket. It'll take weeks for those scratch marks to disappear.

#3 You Need A Good Hooker For Thanksgiving

Get your mind out of the gutter. This is an actual cooking utensil. It's supposed to aid in lifting your turkey from cooking pan to platter. But we already have forks for that.

#4 It's Not A Thanksgiving Dinner Without The PumpkinPie

If you're one of those people who insists on baking your own, then don't bake one the way these people did. While we don't know what exactly happened here, though it looks like the pumpkin filling boiled over. They do get bonus points for trying, but you can get fresh baked pies at the supermarket for about $5 bucks, and they don't call for a thorough oven cleaning.

#5 Pikachu Ruins The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

Pokemon fans were waiting patiently to see a balloon of Pikachu, but he got tired and took a nap right on The street in front of Macy's.

#6 Thanksgiving In October?

Yes, they push the holidays closer and closer together, making for one big cluster bomb. But Thanksgiving is a national holiday, and assuming this school is still in Kentucky, it looks like they have the dates a little messed up. The sign reads "Oct. 13"! Yet it's interesting how they got the date for Halloween right.

#7 You Were Just Following The Directions On Pinterest

It said, clean the turkey in warm water and let it soak for 2 hours, making sure the insides were completely cleaned and all hair was and blood was removed. To be fair, this was her first time cooking a bird for her large family. She almost put them in the shower.

#8 What's Up With All The School Sign Fails?

Here we see a sign that belongs to a high school announcing Thanksgiving break. Fair enough, but take a closer look at the sign. The wrong form of the word was used. Instead of B-R-E-A-K, they spelled what makes your car stop.

#9 The Design Of This Cakes Looks Very Odd

This is a cake you offer for dessert when your mind is already thinking about something besides food...like sex. If you look at its front, it appears the turkey has grown eyes and a beak on its junk. Upon further inspection, it doesn't even look finished. Don't turkeys have a waddle?

#10 When Strip Clubs Have Thanksgiving Day Specials

The location of this place is unclear, but the content of the sign isn't. Don't you think that stuffing your face with turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie is sexy? No? Well, the people at this strip club seem to think so. No, we don't think those three X's in ‘extra' was an error.

#11 Who Wouldn't Want This Turkey Cupcake?

Store bakeries love creating and selling holiday themed pastries. But WTF is going on with this 'turkey' cupcake? The cupcake was turned to the side and wrecked, making it look like a lump of dog crap on a white muffin with a few candy corn pieces thrown in for a sweet taste.

#12 Never Experiment With New Recipes When Expecting Guests

She hears all the talk about the turducken, and it sounded pretty delicious. Just one problem...how much turd goes into the recipe, and where is she going to get a ducken?

#13 This Store Isn't Even Opening On Black Friday

There's no doubt that most stores should be closed on Thanksgiving Day, or any major holiday for that matter. People should spend these holidays with their loved ones. For the most part, it's a normal-looking sign, but read the word "Thanksgiving", and what do you see? They decided to add an apostrophe between the K and S, which is confusing when you think about it. What belongs to the word "thank"? That's what the apostrophe implies, anyway.

#14 They Said That The Best Turkey Is A Deep fried Turkey

But that was before they burned down the garage, the foyer, and the deck. Deep fried turkey is responsible for over 1,000 fires in the US yearly and over 25 deaths. Seriously, only rednecks deep fry everything.

#15 Seems Like A Lot Of Strip Clubs Stay Open For The Big Day

The Market Street adult movie house is using the holiday to share a catchy marketing ploy to get lonely Thanksgiving patrons a place to enjoy the festivities. Bring a turkey and get in for FREE!

#16 Spiderman Decided To Get It On During The Thanksgiving Day Parade

Another fail that happened at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade involving floats, only this was before the parade. Spiderman must love the USA. He fights crime and saves the country's citizens from harm. In fact, he loves his country so much he just had to give Uncle Sam a thorough rectal exam. It's probably not the weirdest thing people have seen on the streets of New York City!

#17 It Ain't Thanksgiving Without The Bird

No ‘Thanksgiving Fails' list would be complete without an entry on burning the turkey, like this household did. So after they used a Turkey Hooker to put the bird on a baking pan, they decided they wanted to try their hand at making turkey jerky? At least they won't get food poisoning for undercooked poultry.

Hopefully, you're Thanksgiving will be fail-free!