Crazy Honest Hashtags That Parents Would Appreciate

#1: #Foreverbroke

But at least the kids got what they wanted right? Someone donate to the "parent needs money for next christmas fund."

All parents want to do is a have good nights rest which is hard to come by once you have a kid.

Such a proud parent, these kids are gonna go to Stanford. They might even be future presidents.

There must be a reason why it's so quiet. Well drawing does keep any child occupied.

Oh well the left overs were good anyway. If you cook every day then you are bound to have left overs so make good use of them.

For the messy child who eats with their mouth open or is just a messy eater in general.

Lego's are everywhere and my feet are hurting from stepping on them. Always make sure Lego's have their own area.

Make it a double please or a triple. Alcohol will make all the frustration go away even if its just for one night.

Can't take one more sleepless night, but if I have to then I might as well be energized.

Graduated already and hate science so no more! Maybe get the kid a tutor?

It sure feels that way. Everyone loves their kid, but sometimes you gotta wonder.

He gets it from his momma or maybe his dad. Some kids are just their own person and have different ways of expressing themselves.

I will love you either way, but come on make the hours of labor worth it. Everyone knows NBA players can make so much money.

Kids are a blessing and all the hardship and stress of having them are worth it! They make life complete.

Seeing The Wiggles live is not fun for any parent. I mean they are grown men singing with weird monsters.