You probably didn’t need to know that there were people like this out there (have you heard the expression: ‘curiosity killed the cat’?), but you’re here now so you might as well keep going. As you descend the staircase into the ninth circle of hell, remember, you did this to yourself.
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#1 You better work for Animal Control because that’s the only type of pussy you’ll be catching.
#2 Your name better be Big Ben!
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#3 What are the chances that’s his mom’s bra?
#4 Looks like he’s permanently batting for the home team.
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#5 Have you ever wanted to scrub your brain out with soap? You will!
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#6 There’s no need to pull that face when you’re taking a backwards dump.
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#7 Give it up dude, there’s a point where this becomes sexual harassment and that point is when someone documents the moment for posterity.
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#8 You don’t need a knife for that.
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#9 In what world could you think this was a name for something?
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#10 Some people should not be allowed to communicate with other humans.
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#11 Maybe if you’re milking a cow in the hills of Bavaria, otherwise stop it now.
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#12 You mean your calculations on how funny you thought it would be to see your kid eat it?
