Disgruntled Wife Puts Her Husband For Sale On Facebook

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A disgruntled mum put her husband up for sale on Facebook — but was astonished to find hundreds of women offering to take him in.

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Teresa Turner, 34, advertised partner Rob as 'annoying but house-trained' and said he was free to collect in the social media post.

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Teresa’s post read, “'I have a 33-year-old husband that is no longer needed due to getting on my nerves! I don't want any money he is FREE. He is house-trained and toilet-trained. First to collect!”

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Within hours of the jokey post this week, it had more than 300 reactions with many women expressing their interest.

Rob, 33, even commented on it. He wrote: “Brilliant. Do I get my tea cooked too?”

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However, it backfired when women responded over the status asking if Rob could be dropped to the pub instead of being collected. There were yet others who confessed their attempts to sell their partners online too, saying: 'I've tried giving mine away for free too, but no one wanted him.

One user even asked if he came with a 30-day return policy.

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Mrs. Turner, a hospital supervisor, decided to flog her husband of four years after he repeatedly played her an ‘annoying and aggravating’ video.

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Teresa, from King’s Lynn, Norfolk, became fed-up with Rob leaving smelly socks lying around the house and constantly teasing her.

He also repeatedly played her an “annoying and aggravating” video. She has misophonia, which means that she hates specific sounds, such as that of people eating loudly.

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Professional carpet cleaner and insurance salesman Rob said: 'I just found this video of a person crunching really loudly, and she told me to stop playing it.

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'I just played it to her over and over again, so she went upstairs and then I just saw this notification on Facebook saying I was for sale or something.'

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He was amused to read Teresa's post. He said: 'She's always telling me to do the washing up, cut the grass... she even cut up my football boots so that I wouldn't play football.

'It was because I'd broken my leg twice though and I'm not supposed to run, so it was a good place, really.'

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But a week after the post was written, Mr. Turner confessed: 'No one's come to the house to collect me.'

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His wife added: 'My husband thought it was funny and still does. He's got a great sense of humor, thankfully.

'It gave a lot of people something to laugh at and it brightened up their day. I'm happy that our silly sense of humor made others laugh.'