Is there a more noble profession to spread the joy of Christmas than a Mall Santa? But I wonder, just how many millions of us are scarred for life from sitting on these creepy Kris Kringle laps? Behold some real scary, creepy and downright funny Santas!
Downright Bad Creepy Santas
By
Editorial Staff in
Holidays
On 17th December 2015
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#1 “Santa?… Is that an elf in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?”
#2 And now we know what you REALLY mean when you shout "HO HO HO."
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#3 Go home Santa, you're drunk! Your nose is redder than Rudolph's!
#4 Oh yeah! It’s a “Lou Rawls Family Christmas!”
#5 “For the love of GOD! Somebody… Please! Get me out of here!"
#6 Santa…dude… Lay off the Botox! You're beginning to look like Kenny Rogers.
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#7 How do you think he knows when you are sleeping, or awake, or good or bad? He's watching. He's Always watching.
#8 "Yes, I'm sitting here on the train with Santa. He's high or drunk. You would be too if your shift was over."
#9
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#10 Wow… that creepy dude from the “SAW” movies is a mall Santa, too?
#11 Saw II
#12 Oh My! Santa won't be in to work tonight, he has had a little too much cheer!
#13 Santa knows exactly how to tell the good twin from the bad twin..
#14 “Hold yer britches, Charlena… Daddy ain’t done askin’ fer his shotgun shells, case of Red Man…”
#15 Please Santa… bounce me on your knee some more… just the way we both like.
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#16 Hey, your not my grandpa! Who the hell are you??"
#17 “Now you be a good girl and go tell your momma Santa’s got a big, special present just for her…”
#18 “I’ll just stick my hand right there for safety-sake, Bobby. Ol’ Santa wouldn’t want ya slippin’ of his lap, now would he?”
#19 And the Valiums kick in right about……….. now.
#20 “Oh, Ms Tammy! Those the set I brought ya last year?”
