Is there a more noble profession to spread the joy of Christmas than a Mall Santa? But I wonder, just how many millions of us are scarred for life from sitting on these creepy Kris Kringle laps? Behold some real scary, creepy and downright funny Santas!
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#1 “Santa?… Is that an elf in your pocket or are ya just happy to see me?”
#2 And now we know what you REALLY mean when you shout "HO HO HO."
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#3 Go home Santa, you're drunk! Your nose is redder than Rudolph's!
#4 Oh yeah! It’s a “Lou Rawls Family Christmas!”
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#5 “For the love of GOD! Somebody… Please! Get me out of here!"
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#6 Santa…dude… Lay off the Botox! You're beginning to look like Kenny Rogers.
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#7 How do you think he knows when you are sleeping, or awake, or good or bad? He's watching. He's Always watching.
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#8 "Yes, I'm sitting here on the train with Santa. He's high or drunk. You would be too if your shift was over."
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#9
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#10 Wow… that creepy dude from the “SAW” movies is a mall Santa, too?
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#11 Saw II
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#12 Oh My! Santa won't be in to work tonight, he has had a little too much cheer!
#13 Santa knows exactly how to tell the good twin from the bad twin..
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#14 “Hold yer britches, Charlena… Daddy ain’t done askin’ fer his shotgun shells, case of Red Man…”
#15 Please Santa… bounce me on your knee some more… just the way we both like.
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#16 Hey, your not my grandpa! Who the hell are you??"
#17 “Now you be a good girl and go tell your momma Santa’s got a big, special present just for her…”
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#18 “I’ll just stick my hand right there for safety-sake, Bobby. Ol’ Santa wouldn’t want ya slippin’ of his lap, now would he?”
#19 And the Valiums kick in right about……….. now.
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#20 “Oh, Ms Tammy! Those the set I brought ya last year?”
