Who hasn't had way too much to drink on a night out? We wake up the next morning, trying to recall WTF happened then, untag ourselves in those Facebook pictures that were posted to remind us of our wild behavior. By the next day, there is no trace of damage other than a sore head and a dry mouth. Celebrities aren't so lucky, as paparazzi is always there to capture that drunken photo and share it with the tabloids or on social media. Alcohol makes us feel ten feet tall and bulletproof, and it's comforting to know that celebs do the same things we do. The only difference is when they are questioning “what did I do last night?” the answer is usually found on the front page of a magazine. Enjoy these glorious photos of famous celebrities who got sloshed and fall down crazy.
Drunk Celebs Who Only Remember Because The Paparazzi Caught It On Film
#1 Lindsay Lohan
No surprise here. We've seen Lohan in every drunken position there could possibly ever be from slipping under a barstool to walking the straight line at a DWI stop. In 2010, she was fired for not being “bankable” enough for the comedy-adventure movie The Other Side after this picture surfaced, and it's been downhill ever since. Though we hear she is more responsible these days and has her life under control.
#2 Kim Kardashian
It's fun to watch the powerful take a fall, and that's what Kim K. did right after this shot was snapped. Before Kim started to become a recognized name she spent the majority of her early twenties partying with Paris Hilton downing entire bottles of Grey Goose. The pair were once inseparable best friends. However, she insists she hasn't had anything to drink for several years despite being the face of liquor brand Midori she admits that alcohol really isn’t for her.
#3 Jessica Simpson
If anyone needs a drink from time to time, it's Jessica Simpson! The trainwreck has seen so many accidents along the way that she needs to wash them away with booze. However, her recently started clothing line Jessica Simpson Collection, is doing very well and it worth an estimated $1 billion. What other celeb would take the time to blow the paparazzi a kiss while being escorted away sloshed?
#4 Ed Sheeran
After winning two Brit Awards, one for best album and another for best solo artist, Mr. Ed went a little crazy. He doesn't remember doing a rap set that lasted four hours while Rita Ora, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Rob Pattinson, Orlando Bloom and Mark Ronson all looked on in disbelief, and recorded it. He also doesn't remember leaving the after party at 6 AM a little tipsy and being chauffeured home by two security guards. But that was after he walked head first into a lamp post and smashed his forehead in a little.
#5 Sharon Osbourne & Louis Walsh
They were judges together on the X Factor and Sharon quit because she couldn't get along with Walsh, who has since left as well. But this picture of them partying like two drunken sailors proves otherwise. It's hard to tell who is holding the other up. Apparently they are good friends behind the barroom doors.
#6 Tara Reid
Just do a Google search for her name and you will find thousands of drunken pictures of Tara Reid. With her knickers flashing and half-falling asleep in a cab, it’s about time someone advised her not to drink anymore. At 39-years-old the American Pie actress should know better and was photographed only last year stumbling onto her knees outside a nightclub in downtown Los Angeles. A string of bad romances doesn't help much but if she got her act together she might fare better.
#7 Brad Pitt
Brad Pitt likes to get wasted and party. However, the father of six, and founder of several charitable organizations has said recently that “I got burnt out and felt that I was wasting my opportunity. It was a conscious change. This was about a decade ago. It was an epiphany, a decision not to squander my opportunities. It was a feeling of get up. Because otherwise, what’s the point?” Of course, he hasn't been spotted in a drunken stupor in many years until recently. That probably has to do with his split from wife, Angelina Jolie. He sure looks like he's three sheets to the wind here.
#8 Christina Aguilera
She wasn't known to be a party girl until after her divorce in 2011. Then she hit the bottle quite heavily, and almost every day. According to US Weekly she turned up at Jeremy Renner’s 40th birthday party and got so drunk she ended up in his hotel bed – uninvited. They reported that Renner had said to their source, “Someone comes and tells me she’s in my room. I run up and open the door and I’m like, ‘Um, hi. What are you doing?’ She just starts slurring. Who comes to someone’s birthday party that they don’t know and gets in their bed? My parents were there!”
Sources say that the performer likes tequila and drinks it straight up. These days she only party's on the nights she is not working.
#9 Andy Dick
They say he's the most hated guy in Hollywood and there's a running joke about him out there you see popup up from time to time on shows. The openly bisexual comedian had his first run-in with the law in 1999. He crashed his car in Hollywood and was charged with possession of drugs and driving whilst under the influence of alcohol. Then in 2004, he got drunk and dropped his pants in a McDonald's play area. Four years later he was charged with sexual battery after he pulled down a woman’s top and bra on a night out. Dick also pleaded not guilty to sexually assaulting a bartender in 2010. Maybe just having a night in might be better for him. He's a real dick when he's drunk, it appears.
#10 Britney Spears
At her big comeback performance on the MTV Awards after having a complete breakdown, she basically destroyed herself by deciding to have a few drinks before becoming the opening act. She had tequila shots, and one after another, to settle her nerves. She walked around the stage looking confused, wearing just her underwear whilst obviously lip-synced along to her song Gimme More. The fans were disappointed but Britney went on partying throughout the night with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. The three went from bar to bar as the paparazzi followed them all over LA. After rehab for the three girls, Britney has been the only one to stay away from the hard drinking and partying.
#11 Christina Ricci
Now we’re no detectives but it could appear that Christina Ricci might have been drinking on this occasion. In 2010, at the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac after-party in Paris, it took a whole team of men to hold up the Sleepy Hollow actress. It wasn’t much of a surprise to anyone that Lindsay Lohan was partying in the same room too. After these images were released she went to AA and is now a total tea drinker. Good for her!
#12 Avril Lavigne
She's a rebel rouser! Anyone with access to YouTube will realize that if there’s one singer who likes a drink then it’s Avril Lavigne. The What The Hell rocker has certainly got the attention of the paparazzi every time she hits the bottle as they always get an interesting show. Often Lavigne can be seen screaming at cameras, downing shots, laughing maniacally, unable to walk without being held up and attempting to dance. Sounds just like a normal Saturday night, doesn’t it?
#13 Brandi Glanville
We’ve all been there. It’s the morning after the night before and you don’t want to hear from people how wasted you were but everyone wants to tell you anyway. Cue Brandi Glanville, star of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, who went through just that in 2013 when she got caught up in a serious wardrobe malfunction whilst partying with friends. She got blasted on social media for being a drunk mother.
#14 Cara Delevigne
Apparently, the supermodel turned Hollywood actress often shares a party booth with Kendall Jenner, Jourdan Dunn, Rihanna, Daisy Lowe, Suki Waterhouse, Kate Hudson and Taylor Swift and is seen out drinking every night of the week. Often the 5ft 6″ star can’t even stay upright when she leaves a club. But that doesn't stop her from going to after parties, where she recently got arrested for DWI when leaving at 4AM.
#15 Paris Hilton
Let's face it, this is who she is and what she's known for. Every young girl's hero. Paris Hilton is basically a paid party-Barbie. She makes her money from guest appearances at nightclubs and events which all offer endless complimentary booze for the heiress. So it’s no big surprise that she has been photographed cuddling the carpet a few times. The aging socialite likes to smoke her weed as well and has been arrested for it several times. Sadly, her publicist said, “Paris Hilton being arrested just makes her more famous. She has devoted her entire adult life to appearing to be the princess of parties”.
#16 Kate Moss
The 41-year-old supermodel was returning from a luxury spa weekend with her best friend, Sadie Frost, but had to be escorted off the plane when it landed. According to reports, Moss swigged vodka from her luggage when she was refused more to drink, became aggressive towards flight attendants when they ran out of her favorite sandwich and called the pilot a nasty name. She was dropped from fashion labels H&M, Burberry, and Chanel after being snapped doing drugs a few years ago as well, but she is worth $72 million, so she could care less, apparently.
