Ed Sheeran Has A Habit Of Giving Huge Dickies To People

Sometimes you're fortunate enough to meet a friend who has a natural talent for giving presents; it's as if they notice something and instantly recognize you as a friend.

Anne-Marie, a musician, claims that after Sheeran gave her "the biggest dildo available" for her birthday, she was among the first to get a phallic present.

A six-foot-tall, two-ton marble penis seems to be the ideal present for Sam.

When the "huge penis," which is so large that they will need to have it "craned" into their home, arrived at their door, Sam, a 30-year-old non-binary man, said they initially assumed it was a "joke."

Speaking on the Kelly Clarkson Show, Sam laughed: ‘It’s actually wild – I thought it was a joke, but it’s a six-foot-two marble penis.

‘It’s two tonnes, and I’m going to have to get it craned into my house!’

They intend to transform the statue into a "fountain," and we can probably guess where the water will come from, the Stay With Me top-charting artist said.

Sam said that it "will be challenging" to transform the penis into a fountain.

Sheeran continued after that. Sir Elton John, a fellow musician, was also the recipient of a phallic figure. Ed sent Elton a huge marble penis for his 74th birthday. Elton said: "I'm not sure if that's because I've been a jerk my entire life or what. It's really large and well crafted." Unfortunately, because they have two younger children, Elton and his husband were unable to show the sculpture.

There is no doubt that Ed Sheeran enjoys playing pranks or engaging in this type of obsession. He also played a practical joke on Courteney Cox by purchasing an S&M gimp mask from Amazon and having it delivered to her home. Also, radio hosts (and pretty much anyone who asks for a gift at this point.)

Think twice before making any wishes, especially if you are pals with Ed Sheeran.